by Larissa FastHorse
Oct. 16 – Nov. 2, 2025
Good intentions collide with absurd assumptions in Larissa FastHorse’s sharp-witted satire, as earnest but misguided elementary schoolteachers are tasked with staging a culturally sensitive Thanksgiving pageant – with no Native Americans involved. The first of three season-opening HTC “Women in Theatre” productions.
ADULTS – $40
SENIORS (65+) – $36
STUDENTS (25 and under) – $25
VETERANS AND NATIVE AMERICANS – $30
Please call the theater at 631-653-8955 to receive the discount code if you think you qualify.
GROUP DISCOUNTS
GROUPS OF 10+ – $34/ticket
Enter the code GROUP10 when purchasing tickets. (All tickets must be purchased at the same time)
GROUPS OF 20+ – $32/ticket
Enter the code GROUP20 when purchasing tickets. (all tickets must be purchased at the same time)
Dates and Times
Thurs Oct 16 – 7:00
Fri Oct 17 – 7:00
Sat Oct 18 – 7:00
Sun Oct 19 – 2:30
Thur Oct 23 – 7:00
Fri Oct 24 – 7:00 – Talkback
Sat Oct 25 – 7:00
Sun Oct 26 – 2:30
Thu Oct 30 – 7:00
Fri Oct 31 – 7:00 – Talkback
Sat Nov 1 – 2:30 & 7:00
Sun Nov 2 – 2:30
Enjoy a Prix Fixe dinner at JOE’S AMERICAN GRILL!
Bring your ticket confirmation to enjoy a $30 prix fixe dinner at JOE’S AMERICAN GRILL at 240 Montauk Hwy, Westhampton Beach. This prix fixe special includes a starter and an entrée. Choose one appetizer (soup or salad) and one entrée (Broiled Flounder, Flat Iron Steak or Rotisserie Chicken). Beverages not included; tax and gratuity additional. Valid prior to your scheduled Thursday. Friday or Saturday performance or after your scheduled Sunday matinee. No reservations required; must arrive by 5:30 pm for all performances. Entrees subject to change.